出国留学首选一诺留学

　　This is just advice. Listen if you will这只是建议，听不听由你

　　Every single day you are liquor sipping when you chill每天无所事事就知道喝酒

　　Living with your parents,never chip in for the bills和父母住一起，从来不分担家用

　　You need to scrub the dirty dishes in their kitchen off for real你真的应该去厨房帮忙洗碗啊

　　This is just your life.这就是你的人生

　　Listen if you want.乐意的话你就听听吧

　　Don't just spend your whole day on the sofa hitting blunts不要整天就坐在沙发上抽大麻

　　You are in the back of the line right now.你已经落在大家后面了

　　Gotta progress. Gotta move. Gotta work.要进步要行动要工作

　　So it can get you to the front.这样你才能跑到前面

　　Put the nuggets down放下鸡块

　　Put some veggies on your plate.多吃些蔬菜

　　Exercise a bit锻炼一下

　　Feel incredible and great!去感觉感觉什么叫通体畅快

　　You are addicted to your iphone, saying that your are lonely离不开iphone，说是因为寂寞

　　You speak English, now the language is Emoji你会讲英语(你会讲话)，现在却只用表情符

　　Be on time to work.Don't upset your boss.按时上班，别惹怒老板

　　Every single day you gotta brush your teeth and floss.每天都得刷牙剔牙

　　If you can, get 8 hours of sleep at night or mentally you'll be lost.如果可以，晚上一定要睡足八小时，不然你会精神不好

　　Consume a lot of food and water before you can drink lots of alcohol在海喝之前多吃东西多喝水

　　Or you'll be puking in the sink.否则的话你会在洗手台狂吐

　　Break-ups really freaking hurt.分手会很痛苦

　　Let me mention让我告诉你

　　Before you fall in love, know the person's intentions.谈恋爱之前，先摸清人家的意图

　　Listen to this twice我再说一次

　　This is just your life.这是你的生活

　　Even if you're not religious,live it like you're Christ.即使你不信主，你也要想基督一样生活

　　Gotta accept that there will be days where you wake up feeling crappy总有这样的时候，一觉醒来感觉糟糕透了

　　It don't matter.没关系

　　Make it your mission to be nice要把对人好当成人生使命

　　Look, kids. I know that adulthood is a little scary孩子们，我知道长大有点可怕

　　But trust me, follow these words and you'll be just fine.但是，相信我，只要你听从了这些建议就没问题

　　Also, drink coffee还有，要喝咖啡

　　Let's speed it up.让我们加速吧

　　Pay your freaking taxes every single year in April.每年四月要交税

　　Buy a little bit of property.要买房

　　and build yourself a home, man 伙计，要建立一个家庭

　　You should probably start a company.得开间公司

　　Coz paying off those student loans is difficult.因为还学贷不是件容易的事儿

　　But either way, do something with your life.反正不管怎么样这辈子你得干点什么

　　Don't spend every paycheck that you make on Micheal Kor's and pairs of Jordan's不要把薪水都花在迈克.寇斯和乔登的鞋子上面

　　Invest your money投投资

　　Save it for retirement存退休金

　　And wait until your are 30 to get married.等到30岁才结婚

　　And before you go have children, you should travel with your husband or your wife.在要孩子之前，和配偶去旅旅游

　　If you have a conversation, look the person in the eye.和人交谈时，要看着对方的眼睛

　　And if you shake their hand, then you should do it with a firm grip.和人握手时，要带有诚意

　　Don't make fun of people.不要取笑人

　　Coz a lot of them are going through depression, pain and sorrow因为他们很多人也许正在经历沮丧痛苦和忧伤

　　They are not telling you about等等你所不知道的隐情

　　Be an individual with principle and character要做一个有原则和性格的人

　　And try to treat the people that surround you with respect要试着尊敬身边的所有人

　　You gotta try to lose your ego, if you want to gain momentum如果想要有所成就/涨势头，就不能太自我

　　Now go out and show the whole entire world what you are about现在走出去让世界瞧瞧你的本事吧。